a little office prayer
Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today becaus they
****ed me off.
And also,
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the ***
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And remember...
When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to **** you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your middle finger.
Now get back to work.
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