Heaven...Dominican Wife

[maxschnell]

Heaven is when you have:

* An American salary.

* A British home.

* Chinese food.

* A Swiss economy.

* An Italian body.

* A Japanese technology.

* An African tool.

* A Dominican wife.

Hell is when you have:

* An American wife.

* A British body.

* A Chinese tool.

* Swiss food.

* An Italian technology.

* A Japanese home.

* An African economy.

* A Dominican salary.

[aerobaticman]

Swiss hell is not the food.

Swiss hell is a Swiss speeding ticket ( go over 25 mph over posted limit in rural area and you loose 60% your yearly salary and your license for 2 years)

[Dragonfly32837]

Originally Posted by aerobaticman

Swiss hell is not the food.

Swiss hell is a Swiss speeding ticket ( go over 25 mph over posted limit in rural area and you loose 60% your yearly salary and your license for 2 years)

Wow, how harsh.

[britishgirl]

Originally Posted by maxschnell

Heaven is when you have:

Hell is when you have:


* A British body.

.

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rellosk]

Very clever, although, the Dominican wife can fall under both the Heaven and Hell categories (and that being the same wife).

[Larry]

Very funny. It definately seems to be a universal consensus that marriage to an American woman is hell.

Larry

[Talldrink]

Originally Posted by rellosk

Very clever, although, the Dominican wife can fall under both the Heaven and Hell categories (and that being the same wife).

I thought that's what you guys liked about the Dominican wives - we are just a bit passionate about about it all - it can be about Killing a fool (the husband and/or his girlfriend) or taking care of him. Is like marrying 2 or 3 different women in convenient all-in-one package!

[linamia]

Originally Posted by rellosk

Very clever, although, the Dominican wife can fall under both the Heaven and Hell categories (and that being the same wife).

I think I fall in three categories LOL. Wonder what hubby will say.

Lina
la santa/diablita/ I won't say

[DominicanScotty]

Originally Posted by rellosk

Very clever, although, the Dominican wife can fall under both the Heaven and Hell categories (and that being the same wife).

when your Dominican wife has a chulo who was intoduced to you as her primo! Heeeeee heeeeeeee heeeeee!

[LadyBlaze]

Originally Posted by rellosk

Very clever, although, the Dominican wife can fall under both the Heaven and Hell categories (and that being the same wife).

lmao How many people have i heard say that one^^ my dad says it EVERYDAY! lol