a face lift
A middle aged woman went to her cosmetic surgeon to see what her
options were concerning her rapidly sagging face. "We can give you an old
fashioned face-lift, or we can use a new high-tech procedure called
the knob".
"What is the knob, doctor?", she asked. "It is a procedure where we
install a knob under your hair on the back of your head. We then
connect it to the facial muscles which sag, and when you see new wrinkles and
sagging, you just tighten the knob a few turns and your skin is nice an tight again."
"Oh, yes! That is what I would like to have", she replied excitedly.
The operation was a complete success and she looked 15 years younger.
As time passed, when she would notice new sagging, she would simply
tighten the knob and voila! Her face was again beautiful. One day
about 8 years later she woke up one morning and saw very large bags under her
eyes.
Alarmed, she called her doctor and reported the bags. "You had better
get right over and let me check this out!" the doctor replied. After
examining her, he said "the bags under your eyes are your breasts"...
To which she said, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee!"
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