The beautiful Blonde
A guy goes to a super market and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and saying hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he say's "do you know me?".
To which she replies "I think your the father of one of my children." Now he thinks back to the only time he was ever unfaithful to his wife and says...."
my god are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while you partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"..........
She said NO....."I am your son 's math teacher"
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