overheard on a flight from texas
A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a
>>flight to Texas.
>>After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
>>The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
>>was brought and
>>placed before him.
>>The flight attendant then asked the minister if
>>he would like
>>a drink.
>>He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely
>>raped by brazen
>>whores than let liquor touch my lips."
>>The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
>>attendant and said,
>>"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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