Old Farmer

[drtampa]

An elderly Florida man in had owned a large
farm for several years. He had a large pond in the
back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a
volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down
to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there
for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring
back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it
was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they
all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're
not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of
the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm
here to feed the alligator."
Old men can still think fast...