News from Rocky's Bar
A large woman wearing the wrist band from one of the hotels and a sleeveless sun dress, walked into Rockys yesterday. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the expats sitting at the tables and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the expats tried to ignore her.
But down at the far end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk (a long-time expat who shall remain nameless) slammed his hand down on his table and bellowed " Give the ballerina a drink!"
Marco poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same drunk slapped his money down on the table and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
Marco approached the drunk and said "Tell me, (name deleted to protect the guilty person) it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
xxx replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
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