Youmight have seen this but it makesperfect sense.!!
I am sorry if this offends anyone, but for those of us in the West, this is funny!
*Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide. *
* Let's see now:** *
*1. **No Jesus.** *
*2. **No Wal-Mart.** *
*3. **No television.** *
*4. **No cheerleaders. *
1. *No baseball** *
2. *No football.** *
3. *No basketball.** *
4. *No hockey.** *
5. *No golf.** *
6. *No tailgate parties. No Alcohol.*
7. *No Home Depot.** *
8. *No hot dogs. No burgers. *
9. *More than one wife. **(HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)** *
10. *Rags for clothes and towels for hats. *
11. *Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and
there are no doctors. *
12. *Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. *
13. *No chocolate chip cookies. *
14. *No Girl Scout cookies. *
15. *No Christmas. No compassion.*
16. *You can't shave. *
17. *Your wives can't shave. *
18. *You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung. *
19. *The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. *
20. *Your bride is picked by someone else. *
21. *She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better
disposition. *
*Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really. IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE?*
HB
And they forgot: no NASCAR!!
Now i know why
