At the bar
Jerry, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around
9:58 PM. He sat down next to Jill at the bar and stared up
to the TV. The 10:00 PM news was now on. The news crew was
covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building
preparing to jump.
Jill looked at Jerry and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jerry replied, "You know, I bet he will."
Jill said, "Well, I bet he won't."
Jerry placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on."
Just as Jill placed her money on the bar, the guy shown on
the TV did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
Jill was very upset but handed $20 to Jerry saying,
"Fair's fair, here's your money."
Jerry replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump."
Jill replied, "I saw it too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jerry took the money....
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