-Humming the theme from "Mr. Bean"
-Pitching a UPN sitcom
-Summarizing the presidential debates
-Dancing Mambo No. 4
-"Did Somebody Say 'McDonalds?'"
-Singin' like Britney
-Entering the sphincter chat room
-Quoting John Rocker
-Answering the call of the wild burrito
-Exhuming the dinner corpse
-Having a Hallmark Methane Moment
-Steam-pressing the Calvins
-Starting a controlled burn in my pants
-Testing in the Levi Wind Tunnel
Scatalogical euphenisms for f@rts
