Indian Humor

[paddy]

> An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
> buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up."
>
> He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee
> down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
> causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks
> out.
> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
> pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the
> counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
> yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
>
> The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United
> States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for
> others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."