Dominican Mothers
Found this in someone's Myspace profile and thought it was pretty funny as well as so true...
Dominican Mothers
My mother taught me RELIGION -
"Pidele a Dios que yo no te agarre coņo."
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION -
"Tu vera cuando llegemos a la casa coņo."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS -
"Malagradecio, en el Cibao yo no tenia nada"
My mother taught me LOGIC -
"Como que porque coņo, porque si!"
My mother taught me about INSPIRATION-
"Llega aqui con mala nota pa que coma chancleta"
My Mother taught me about WISDOM-
"Tu cree que sabe todo, culo cagao viejo"
-pass this on to all the dominicans you know
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