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Old 06-24-2006, 04:40 PM
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Default Love Poem Competition

Maybe you can add your own contribution:

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, cause I was ****ed

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
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Old 06-24-2006, 05:18 PM
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I'll give it a go:

I nearly "passed out" when we met in the hall,
OMG your penis is small!

You're body's so fit and hot that I can't
Breathe for your lack of deodorant!

Your eyes tell me "let's go to bed"
Thinking I'd rather spew instead...

Roses are red, Violets are blue
WHY the f*** am I with you??

Let us look to the future long -
I'm a smiling YOU are gone!!

Emma ;-)
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Old 06-24-2006, 07:07 PM
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Default One for Emma 22

Emma 22 promised me oral love.
Only a pendejo would believe the above.
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Old 06-26-2006, 09:52 AM
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Very good maxschnell!! Lol! Emma ;-)
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Old 07-07-2006, 07:13 PM
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My love for you is more than Hanky Panky
And that is why I am your proud Sanky

Have I ever told you how much I love you, honey?
Forget it ya biatch, just send me more money

Roses are red, violets are blue
He kept the MP3 when he learned they were through

More?

DISCLAIMER: No offense intended
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Old 07-08-2006, 03:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samanasuenos

Have I ever told you how much I love you, honey?
Forget it ya biatch, just send me more money
THAT has gotta be the best yet!!! :-D

Emma
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