Talking Clock
A drunk was proudly showing off his
new apartment to a couple of his friends
late one night. He led the way to
his bedroom where there was
a big brass gong & a mallet.
"What's with that big brass gong?"
one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking
clock", the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked
his astonished friend.
"Yup", replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked,
squinting at it.
"Watch", the drunk replied. He
picked up the mallet, gave the
gong an ear-shattering pound, & stepped
back. The three stood looking
at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone
on the other side of the
wall screamed, "You a..hole. It's three-fifteen
in the morning!"
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