Kidnapping Report!!!

[JDJones]

A wife disappeared and her husband was worried that she might have been kidnapped.

But, two days later, there she was, in their kitchen.

"Honey! You're back!" exclaimed her delighted husband. "Where have you been? Are you okay?"

"Four men kidnapped me and had wild continuous sex with me for a week," she replied.

Confused, her husband asked, "What do you mean 'for a week'? You've only been gone two days?"

She replied as she headed for the door, "Oh, I just dropped by to get some beer!"

[DOMINCAN BOY]

Originally Posted by JDJones

A wife disappeared and her husband was worried that she might have been kidnapped.

But, two days later, there she was, in their kitchen.

"Honey! You're back!" exclaimed her delighted husband. "Where have you been? Are you okay?"

"Four men kidnapped me and had wild continuous sex with me for a week," she replied.

Confused, her husband asked, "What do you mean 'for a week'? You've only been gone two days?"

She replied as she headed for the door, "Oh, I just dropped by to get some beer!"

My wife left me i only realized when the sink was full of dishes lol