Think before you name your children

[mariel]

I got these names by e-mail, all with cédula # and I checked each of them at jce.do. They're real.

Insultantes (insulting):
BOBONA GUERRERO DE LOS SANTOS
MENSA NOVA DE MARRERO
TONTON RUIZ FRANCISCO
NERDO ALBERTO FLETE
Comprometedores (compromising):
COCA AYBAR AMADOR
PELIGROSO SUERO NOBOA
ADICTO DE LOS SANTOS SOLIS
Según condiciones/Estado (condition related):
NUEVA MADE BAUTISTA
NUEVECITA COLON SANTANA
PELAO DE LA ROSA RAMIREZ
SOLIDO FORTUNA GARCIA
BONITA CUEVAS CUEVAS
Corporales (body parts):
ANO CASTRO LAUREANO
ANAL RAFAEL AMPARO TEJEDA
SENO JIMENEZ SANCHEZ
NARIS CUEVAS FELIZ
PIPI POLANCO NIEVES
Históricos (historical):
ERNESTO CHE PEREZ JIMEMEZ
JUAN PABLO DUARTE PEREZ BAEZ
WINSTON CHURCHIL DE LA CRUZ MERCEDES
GEORGE WASHINTON FELIZ MORBAN
JOHN F. KENNEDY SANTANA PEÑA
De Película/Farándula/novelezcos (movie/show biz/novel related):
RAMBO MOTA PERALTA
BARNEY FRANCFORTFRANCIS SAMUEL
KALIMAN SOSA RODRIGUEZ
GANDALF NICOLAS FERREIRA
ALIEN SESALE YEDI
BRUCE LEE ANTONIO FELIX CABRERA
Deportivos (sports related):
JOE DIMAGIO FERNANDEZ ROJAS
BABY RUTH TEJEDA RAMIREZ
MOJAME ALI GIL CRUZ
JACK VENENO CERDA BURGOS
MICHAEL JORDAN ABREU PEÑA
Artísticos (artist related):
NAT KING COLE MARTINEZ MEJIA
ANTONY SANTO RAMIREZ QUITERIO
JOSE FELICIANO DIAZ DIAZ
DIEGO BERDAGUER PEREZ PEREZ
ELTON JHON HERRERA OROZCO
JHONY VENTURA BRITO MARTINEZ
CUCO VALOY OGANDO OGANDO
Varios (various):
PLANTILLA DE JESUS ARAUJO
CALENDARIO VASQUEZ ROSARIO
THERMO LARA BAUTISTA
HERVIDO SOLIVEY PEREZ
CELSIUS DOTEL RODRIGUEZ
FARENHEIT SIERRA MONTERO
TERROL ANTONIO LOPEZ SANTANA
Utensilios y cosas (utensils and things):
CHICLE FAUSTINO FAESTA FOSTEN
ANAFE SANCHEZ ROJAS
ROMO BETANCES UREÑA
ANIS SOSA TAVAREZ
Profesiones/Oficios (professions):
DOCTOR AQUINO AQUINO
PILOTO JOSE BATISTA
MEDICA ALTAGRACIA PELAYO CASTILLO
PROFESORA CANDELARIO SOLANO
ESTUDIANTE HOLGUIN MARTE
Coloridos (colorful):
SEPIA WENDY JAVIER OZUNA
COLORAO CASTILLO REYNOSO
AMARILLO POLANCO FLORIAN
BLANCO CANELA TAVAREZ
ROJO MARISCAL MENDEZ NIN
No civiles (non civilians):
MAYOR SANTIAGO BURGOS GARCIA
GUARDIAS ARACENA RAMIREZ
WACHI LEDESMA PEREZ
MILITAR DE JESUS DE LOS SANTOS
Cariñosos (lovey dovey):
MAMI CONTRERAS CONTRERAS
PAPI RAMON FELIZ FELIZ
QUERIDO FAMIL IA PEREZ
DESEADO DE OLEO
TEAMO AMADOR MONTERO
PAPASITO LUIS YOIS
QUERIDA PIÑA DIAZ
Marquitas (brands):
MAZDA ALTAGRACIA RAMIREZ PUJOLS
DATSUN DEL CARMEN UREÑA ALEJO
NISAN DE LA CRUZ RAMIREZ
ORANGE CAYO CUEVAS
TOSHIBA FIDELINA GOMEZ PERALTA
DAEWOO RADHAMES GARCIA PEREZ
PHILIPH BLACKWOOD CARMONA ALMONTE
A sigún (it all depends.... Note: you should never say "a sigún", the correct should be "según"):
CHINCHIN DE OLEO JAVIER
POCO CUEVAS AQUINO
CHIQUITICA RAMIREZ MEDINA
GRAN PODER FELIZ RUIZ
Salud y afines (health related):
SANITO DE LA CRUZ MUÑOZ
MALITA MORETA DE FELIZ
MONGOLA BERIGUETE BERIGUETE
HERPES ELVIDIO MONTERO ESPINOSA
VIRUS MARGARITA HERNANDEZ MADERA
HERIDA CARRASCO PIMENTEL
Vulgares (vulgar):
CUCA FELIZ SEGURA
POPOLON ROSARIO FORTUNA
CHOCHA COLON GARCIA
TOTON MELITON PEREZ RAMIREZ
GUEBIN RONDON DE LA CRUZ
SINGUENTHON GONZALEZ VALERA

[Mr. Lu]

This can not be true! I refuse to believe that a person would name their child Popolon!!!!!!!!


"Hello, My name is Large Vagina Rosario Fortuna!!!"


ROFLMAF

[mariel]

LOL, what about "Herpes"?
I can provide cédula #s (not publicly tho) if proof is needed

Originally Posted by Mr. Lu

This can not be true! I refuse to believe that a person would name their child Popolon!!!!!!!!


"Hello, My name is Large Vagina Rosario Fortuna!!!"


ROFLMAF

[Opusculum]

Originally Posted by mariel

CUCA FELIZ SEGURA

GUEBIN RONDON DE LA CRUZ

"Srta. Cuca Segura, acepta ud. al Sr. Guebín Rondón como esposo?"

"Cuca y Guebín, los pronuncio marido y mujer."

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"Diablo, tíguere, anoche me visitaron Cuca y Guebín; la pasamos de lo mas bien."

[Hillbilly]

I have the email with the cedula numbers.

I also have a collegue named Kiero Guerra and Know a Hitler and a Mussolini...two brothers of an Italian guy who came here in the early 30s...

HB

[Opusculum]

Originally Posted by mariel

CUCA FELIZ SEGURA

But this one can't be real: feliz y segura al mismo tiempo? Too good to be true.

[Mr. Lu]

Hello my name is Large Vagina Rosario Fortuna.....too funny.

[morlandg]

I once lived in avillage in the UK where one of the families were called Hunt. The father was called Lionel and ran a butcher's shop in the nearby large town.
He called his son Mark.......

[DOMINCAN BOY]

Originally Posted by morlandg

I once lived in avillage in the UK where one of the families were called Hunt. The father was called Lionel and ran a butcher's shop in the nearby large town.
He called his son Mark.......

Mark no MIKE

[Skippy1]

I know a lady who married a Mr Christmas and her name was Marry
also another ..a man called Andrew Peacock know to his close friends as Drew

all true..

Skippy