final results of a bank robbery (18+)
A pregnant woman (pregnant from a triplet) is shot during a bank robbery She received 3 bullets in her abdomen and is rushed to the hospital where she receives urgent treatment. Once conscious she asks the doctor about her unborn children.
The doctor tells her that they are OK and that they will survive but that they each have a bullet but that it will be expelled in a natural way.
And, effectively the triplet is born healthy, 2 girls and 1 boy…
12 years later the first daughter comes hysterically to the mother and between cries she explained that while urinating a bullet came along. On which the mother tells the story.
A few months later same story with the second daughter. She is in panic but the mother explains what happened and calms her down.
A year later the son comes excited and in panic to the mother. On which the mother calmly tells the son that she knows that he went to the toilet and a bullet passed.
On which the boy answered:” No mum much worse; I was masturbating and I shot the dog!!!”
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