Actual letter to the passport office

[AZB]

> an actual letter to the passport office >
Dear sir,
I am in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe> this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number> and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet,> the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what> date. > > Do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social> security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I have filed for> the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's> license, on the last eight damn passports I have had, on all those> stupid customs declaration forms I have had to fill out before being> allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those> insufferable census forms that are done at election times. > > Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's> name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I would be absolutely> astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!> SH*T!> > I apologize, I am really pi**ed off this morning. Between you and me,> I've had enough of this bullsh*t! You send the application to my> house, then you ask me for my f*cking address. What is going on? You> have a gang of Neanderthal a**holes working there! Look at my damn> picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser> Arafat, for s*it sakes. I just want to go and park my a** on a sandy> beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh*t> whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got> the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me,> I would sure as hell not want to tell anyone! > Well, I have to go now, because I have to go to the other end of the> city and get another f*cking copy of my birth certificate, to the tune> of $60. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the> same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??> Nooooo, that would be too damn easy and maybe makes sense. You would> rather have us running all over the f*cking place like chickens with> our heads cut off, then find some a**hole to confirm that it's really> me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we are not allowed to> smile?! (f*cking morons) > > Hey, you know why we can't smile? We are totally pi**ed off! Signed -> An Irate f*cking Citizen.> P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone> to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country> since 1776 . I have served in the military for something over 30 years> and have had security clearances up the yingyang. However, I have to> get someone important to verify who I am.

[jalencastro]

HOLY CRAP AZB! you better hope they dont send someone looking for you! LOL

[jruane44]

Originally Posted by AZB

> an actual letter to the passport office >
Dear sir,
I am in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe> this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number> and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet,> the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what> date. > > Do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social> security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I have filed for> the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's> license, on the last eight damn passports I have had, on all those> stupid customs declaration forms I have had to fill out before being> allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those> insufferable census forms that are done at election times. > > Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's> name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I would be absolutely> astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!> SH*T!> > I apologize, I am really pi**ed off this morning. Between you and me,> I've had enough of this bullsh*t! You send the application to my> house, then you ask me for my f*cking address. What is going on? You> have a gang of Neanderthal a**holes working there! Look at my damn> picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser> Arafat, for s*it sakes. I just want to go and park my a** on a sandy> beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh*t> whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got> the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me,> I would sure as hell not want to tell anyone! > Well, I have to go now, because I have to go to the other end of the> city and get another f*cking copy of my birth certificate, to the tune> of $60. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the> same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??> Nooooo, that would be too damn easy and maybe makes sense. You would> rather have us running all over the f*cking place like chickens with> our heads cut off, then find some a**hole to confirm that it's really> me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we are not allowed to> smile?! (f*cking morons) > > Hey, you know why we can't smile? We are totally pi**ed off! Signed -> An Irate f*cking Citizen.> P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone> to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country> since 1776 . I have served in the military for something over 30 years> and have had security clearances up the yingyang. However, I have to> get someone important to verify who I am.

Now thats a Rant. Bravo