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Originally Posted by Conchman
Judge to prostitute:"So, when did you realize you were raped?"
Prostitute, wiping away tears:"When the check bounced."
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And the judge asked the poor fellow found guilty of necrophilia and bestiality,
"Do you have anything to say before I pronounce sentence""
"Gee your Honour" replied the man, "I didn't know the dog was dead."
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Short and Sweet
