Adult...hard Of Hearing
An elderly gentleman was waiting impatiently in a doctor's waiting room when a nurse finally approached him, and asked him what was troubling him today.
"IT'S MY DICK!" the hard-of-hearing old man hollered.
"SShhhhh!!" the nurse cautioned. "There are other people in the waiting room!" she said. "Don't use that language!"
"WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?" he replied.
"I don't know-say it's your ear that's bothering you..." she said.
"OK-IT'S MY EAR!"
"Fine then-what's wrong with your ear?" she asked.
"I CAN'T **** OUT OF IT!"
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