Whilst on the subject of condoms..................
I am reminded of an anecdote concerning the late great Sir Winston Churchill. Apparently British troops during the World War took to putting condoms over the muzzles of their guns to stop the barrels rusting or filling with sand and dirt. The regular condoms were OK for side arms but were too short to be really useful for rifles and machine guns. When Churchill was informed of this, he was asked if the British government would subsidize manufacturers to produce longer condoms for this purpose. He was reported to have replied in the affirmative, but with two conditions.
1. That the packages would clearly state "For Use by British Troops Only"
2. That the packages would be marked "SMALL"
Bryan
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