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Old 02-04-2009, 11:36 AM
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Default The Geography of a Woman

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but
still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a
glorious and all conquering past.

Between
51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving
but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes like Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous
spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts....
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