Atheist joke

[À bientôt]

Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They have already seen the light.

Q: Why did the atheist cross the road?

A: He thought there was a sidewalk on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.

[Celt202]

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was a Dog.

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[À bientôt]

Originally Posted by Celt202

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was a Dog.

llahua barka

And did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac paranoid schizophrenic?

He lies awake at night wondering if he's the dog that's chasing him.