You know your dominican Part 2
You have a phone or bluetooth glued on your ear.
When you dont get your butt whooped you get POW-POW with las chancletas.
When your whole family meets in a 10 feet x 10 feet room for a reunion.
You point things out with your nose and mouth.
Your family spends the whole day in the kitchen thinking of things to cook and making them.
When the only thing you think about is baseball and food.
You have a relative that feels your stomach to see if your gaining weight.
Anda el diablo, chevere, chulito, que jevi, el diache, un chin, conyo, y que vaina are in your daily language.
You scream at everyone for something small.
You can make anything out of platanos.
You listen to Rafael, Fernandito Villalona, and Cuban music.
You have a daughter that listens to Aventura.
You wont eat any fast food like McDonalds.
You watch baseball all night long.
Your dad drank mamajuana, presidente, or Brugal
When your sick, you get 1000 herbs in a liquid bottle.
You have at least one part of your family up in NY or Jersey.
You call each people by skin color rubia, morena, viejito, vieja, or indio.
You got plastic couches in your house.
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