Oh man... people that are looking for jobs and telling us that they speak English. English is a third language for me... and even I see the errors. Fix up your job applications please.
Please people, if you want a job, let someone check what yu rite b'for yu rite it rong.
Just a few -- 'me and my friend' - it is 'My Friend and I'.
I speaky good engli -- actually is I speak good English.
Heaven knows, I should not be saying these things - I do not speak or write the language worth a damn! My errors are all over this site, but I am not looking for a job. OK, I'll calm down now and take out my dentures, put on my sleeping cap and let grandpa tell me the story of Snowhite and the Big Bad Wolf.
