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Old 03-01-2002, 05:24 PM
"Going for Gold"
 
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jjsk Level 1 (10)
Talking Pretend marriage

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

After the initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to
sleep, the man in the upper berth, and the woman in the lower berth.

In the middle of the night, the man leans over, gently wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold, and I was wondering if you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?" The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye says, "I have a better idea. Just for tonight let's pretend that we're married." The man happily says, "OK. AWESOME!" The woman says, "GOOD. Get your own f....ng blanket."
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:42 PM
Miami Nice!
 
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Musicqueen Level 1 (10)
Default jjsk...Yes!!!

That's what he deserves for "assuming"...

LOL...
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Old 03-01-2002, 08:07 PM
If anyone wud "Wud" wud
 
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Hlywud Level 2 Hlywud Level 2 (109)
Default Assume

Assume the word says it all, spell it out
because it makes an
Ass
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me
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Old 03-01-2002, 09:24 PM
Vettehead from Buckhead
 
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Theresa Level 1 (10)
Default hey h-wud

Just wondering why you have "not little red riding hood" next to my picture? Did you mean no little Red-riding -HUD? haha. Maybe you were being a little creative?
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