For Jan who takes care of her own house....

Hillbilly · #1 03-03-2002, 11:29 AM

Jan, I saw this and for some reason thought of you!!

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a
light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they
wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past
SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle,
actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that
they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER
THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

HB

TERRY · #2 03-03-2002, 11:43 PM

your post reminded me of a joke.
what do you call 4 women with pms in the sauna.

gorillas in the mist

Jimmy Stewart · #3 03-05-2002, 02:05 PM

This really isnt Jimmy answering...this is Jan...cant switch usere here....but anyhow...i dont know exactly why this reminded you of me! Should my feelings be hurt....cant find the question mark on this keyboard....i guess im just going to have to not write til my computer is healed!

Musicqueen · #4 03-05-2002, 04:48 PM

Don't worry, mi amiga...

You know the only reason they're writing about this?

The usual "jealousy"...They know we really don't need them around, PMS or not! So, they have to attack once in a while...just to feel better!

It's ok, boys...We can handle it!

Hillbilly · #5 03-05-2002, 05:55 PM

Oh my goodness no! It was supposed to be a funny! Ever since you posted that story about the famous washing machine, I have smiled at every joke that has to do with household maintenence.

Besides Jan, I would never diss you....

And, you are the only lady here that does stuff around the house-at least that we know of....PIB does a little but then she burns out the circuits---oh that will get me in deep stuff!

Sorry about the 'puter trouble: Give Rob a call....

HB

Pib · #6 03-05-2002, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hillbilly
PIB does a little but then she burns out the circuits

Excuse you!

I have not blown anything in my house (at least not any electrical stuff). I demand an apology, or else...

_{HB, you know I like you a lot... I am just kidding}

Pepe · #7 03-05-2002, 07:35 PM

Is an inverter considered "electrical stuff"?

so long...

Hillbilly · #8 03-06-2002, 07:30 AM

thanks for reminding her Pepe, saves me the trouble....

HB

Jimmy Stewart · #9 03-07-2002, 11:39 AM

Don't you pick on my friends this way! We girls will be at your front door and clean you up! And by the way I hate to clean. I am a slob from way back and very proud of it. The master of unfinished tasks! I used to build furniture and things in my shed ...and just never finished...I remodled my kitchen and the trim sat in the shed for 2 years! It looked pretty nice in the shed! Especially after the birds got in there and did a number or 2 on it!
But we are woman and man can we ROAR!!!!