Things for Boys (men) and things for Girls (Women)
SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears
useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just
opening bottles.
KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in
pairs.
TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and is often over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there's the
hot air part.
SPONGES -- female, because they are soft and squeezable
and retain water.
WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on.
SHOE -- male, because it is usually unpolished, with its
tongue hanging out.
COPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm up -- because it is an effective reproductive device when
the right buttons are pushed -- because it can wreak havoc when
the wrong buttons are pushed.
ZIPLOC BAGS -- male, because they hold everything in,
but you can always see right through them.
SUBWAY -- male, because it uses the same old lines to
pick people up.
HAMMER -- male, because it hasn't evolved much over
the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL -- Definitely female, because it gives men
pleasure; he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always
know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
The happier HB
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