EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! BABY COMING! BABY COMING! RAH! RAH! RAH!
Ok, maybe not the kind of reaction you wanted, but I can't help being excited. The coming of a new baby is an exciting thing. I hope it's a boy, I like baby boys, specially bratty toddlers... but I digressed. So now my wishes for the new born:
May your socks never roll up inside your shoes.
May your wee wee never get caught in your zipper.
May beer be abbundant and cheap when you grow up.
May your hair grow abbundant in your old age (except in your nose and ears).
I think I got it all covered. If it is a baby girl she'll be alright, women are perfect.
Congrats to brand new mom & dad and to the overly used grandparents.