Sense of Humor Test

Tony C · #1 04-15-2002, 04:52 PM

The following is a test to see if you have a sense of humor!

Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a Lightbulb?

A. You can un-screw a lightbulb

Now if you found this joke even mildly funny you have a sense of humor.
If you did not find this joke funny you are probobly a woman. 9 out of 10 women do not have a sense of humor.
If you found this joke offensive you are probobly a Closet lesbian! Ironically women who admit to themselves that they are lesbians find this joke hilarious. I could make a funny comment on why that is but I don't want to offend the Vagino-Americans who are Humor impared!

Tony C.
Tongue planted firmly in cheek!

jessica__78 · #2 04-15-2002, 06:03 PM

I find that funny! BUt I think you put your foot in your mouth with
"9 out of 10 women dont have a sence of humor" . It is apperant to me that you dont know that many females?

Musicqueen · #3 04-15-2002, 06:13 PM

Hey...I think it's funny too!!! And, last time I checked I WAS A REAL WOMAN!!!

Hillbilly · #4 04-15-2002, 06:44 PM

Thank you "My Friend Vinnie" Love that movie....

And the merengue music!!

HB

Pib · #5 04-15-2002, 08:14 PM

Dear sir,

We have taken the test and after reviewing the results we have found that you are not funny.

Regards,
The Illuminati

Theresa · #6 04-15-2002, 08:44 PM

OK Tony C. I know you weren't creative enough to come up with the "Vagino-American" word. Who turned you on to that one? And BTW, you invited me to the car show then you called me a Vagino American a few minutes later waz up with dat? I thinkn you are a Tony-Montana wannabe

"Jew got a problen wit dat?"

P.S. I thought the joke was funny.

Jan · #7 04-15-2002, 09:15 PM

Well the joke was funny....about 5 years ago when I first heard it!!
And I can't see where telling an old joke makes one all of a sudden have a sense of humor...
Hey girls ..I have a joke for you!!! ready.....TonyC !!!!jajaja
I'm just teasing you TonyC..I'm sure you have a sense of humor!!

AnnaC · #8 04-15-2002, 09:46 PM

What's a Vagino-American?

Tony C · #9 04-15-2002, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Theresa
OK Tony C. I know you weren't creative enough to come up with the "Vagino-American" word. Who turned you on to that one? And BTW, you invited me to the car show then you called me a Vagino American a few minutes later waz up with dat? I thinkn you are a Tony-Montana wannabe "Jew got a problen wit dat?"

P.S. I thought the joke was funny.

Vagino-American

In these days of Political correctness I cannot think of anything else that is acceptable. So Theresa you know I use tha term with all the love, afffection and respect I can offer. een if you do call me a "Tony-Montana wannabe"

The Joke was from "My Blue Heaven" Not "My friend Vinnie!"

I Just wanted to see if anybody had the nerve to admit that they didn't think that joke was funny.!

Tony C

Tony C · #10 04-15-2002, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anna Coniglio
What's a Vagino-American?

LOL Now that is funny! Anna you made my day!