I think this might belong here, if not, move it!

[Hillbilly]

As a card carrying, state certified, board approved
hillbilly what's done been reared in the south pert
near all my life, I'm getting sick and tired of people
on the Internet pretending to be hillbillys when
they ain't.

How many times to you have to be told when talking to
one person, it ain't URL, its "Y'all." When you're talking
to a whole passel of folk its "all y'all." When talking bout
what a whole passel of folks got, its "all y'alls," such as
"Tommy John and Mrs. Tommy John, that there field is all
y'alls tabacca, ain't it?" Just plain URL don't make no
sense a'tall. Now, y'all gotta start getting it right,
or folks be thinking we're plumb ignorant.

Dang nabbit!

HB, plumb happy y'all finnaly gittin' it right..

[Pib]

Thanks for the advice. I met this woman who wouldn't use the right words if she were tortured with a cattle prod. It took me a while to figure out we were speaking the same language. "Pass me them thangs..."

BTW, of all the purported hillbillies in the other board I participate, most of them are not REAL hillbillies... go figure, why would anyone try to be a HB?

And congrats on the new grandkid. Boy, are we breeding fast?