Hell's Intercom:
"Joaquín Balaguer report to the Porter's Lodge."
As Balaguer gets to the gate Hell's Beadle says: "You're out of here. The Vatican beatified you."
Blessed Joaquín Balaguer: "No kidding!"
HB: "I don't kid. ......... Yo, Charon! Got one coming out."
Charon the Boatman: "No kidding.

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HB: "Ha, ha."
Balaguer hops into the boat.
CtB: "You'll be back, just like Charlemagne."
BJB: "Shut up and row."