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Old 02-13-2009, 07:14 PM
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and will he burn in hell forever
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:29 PM
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"and will he burn in hell forever"

Amen to that.
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Old 02-14-2009, 02:24 PM
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YouTube - JB El Camino Malo Cerrado

Juaquin Balaguer pasa su fuerza política al candidato presidencial Leonel Fernández para impedir que un Haitiano llegase a la presidencia de la RD.
Santo por siempre serás……AMEN

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Old 02-14-2009, 07:13 PM
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I dunno.

I think if you're beatified that's a ticket out of hell.

"Blessed Joaquín Balaguer pray for us."

"Blessed Joaquín Balaguer guide my hand as I pick lottery numbers."

I mean...what if...sabes?
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Old 02-14-2009, 07:47 PM
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"Blessed Joaquín Balaguer pray for us."
"Blessed Joaquín Balaguer guide my hand as I pick lottery numbers."


When you're right you're right.

If you can't beat 'em join 'em. If Joaquin has a kitchen pass to the promised land, he's my new patron saint.

The thing is, I would have gone with Saint Valentine until he didn't come through with my hopes and prayers this year, so he's out and jolly Saint Joaquin is now the man.
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Old 02-16-2009, 05:00 PM
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"Blessed Joaquín Balaguer pray for us."
"Blessed Joaquín Balaguer guide my hand as I pick lottery numbers."


When you're right you're right.

If you can't beat 'em join 'em. If Joaquin has a kitchen pass to the promised land, he's my new patron saint.

The thing is, I would have gone with Saint Valentine until he didn't come through with my hopes and prayers this year, so he's out and jolly Saint Joaquin is now the man.
We already have San Joaquin in California. How 'bout San Bala or Santo Bala?

Ay, San Bala, ayúdame a conseguir una botella en el aeropuerto!
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:58 AM
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Hell's Intercom:

"Joaquín Balaguer report to the Porter's Lodge."

As Balaguer gets to the gate Hell's Beadle says: "You're out of here. The Vatican beatified you."

Blessed Joaquín Balaguer: "No kidding!"

HB: "I don't kid. ......... Yo, Charon! Got one coming out."

Charon the Boatman: "No kidding. "

HB: "Ha, ha."

Balaguer hops into the boat.

CtB: "You'll be back, just like Charlemagne."

BJB: "Shut up and row."
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