I don't believe a word you're saying! You're just making up stories and writing up like a real dumb foreigner merely to attract attention. I don't buy it!
Listen, I happen to be as thick, dense, and daft as they come, and even
I wouldn't commit the stupidity, you claim ,your friend perpetrated.
You want sympathy? You'd better come up with a better sob story than this!!
Sheeeeessh!!
