Little Suzieeeee obviously is blind, dim & has NO taste .........
I got one too!!
Sorry Suzieeeeee but at 65,

arthritic hip,

bad back

& numerous other ailments, would make what YOU have in mind rather awkward for us. My days of chandalier swinging before jumping off yelling 'Jeronimo' &/or beating my chest in mid-air, ceased a couple of years ago!
I shall NOT be replying via e-mail My Love, the 'Wife' might get to see it!

~ Grahame