A summation of smart things when traveling

[Hillbilly]

Yesterday or Saturday, Nicholas D. Kristof, the New York Times columnist, talked about his travels, and he has kindly put together 15 good ideas for travelers to new lands.

Since the information is in his Facebook and blog, I think it is okay if I put it here, too.

In response, here are 15 tips for traveling to even the roughest of countries — and back:

1. Carry a “decoy wallet,” so that if you are robbed by bandits with large guns, you have something to hand over. I keep $40 in my decoy wallet, along with an old library card and frequent-flier card. (But don’t begrudge the wallet: when my travel buddy was pickpocketed in Peru, we tried to jump the pickpocket, who turned out to be backed by an entire gang ... )

2. Carry cash and your passport where no robber will find it. Assuming that few bandits read this column, I’ll disclose that I carry mine in a pouch that loops onto my belt and tucks under my trousers.

3. Carry a tiny ski lock with a six-foot retractable wire. Use it to lock your backpack to a hotel bed when you’re out, or to the rack of a train car.

4. At night, set a chair against your hotel door so that it will tip over and crash if someone slips in at 4 a.m. And lift the sheet to look for bloodstains on the mattress — meaning bed bugs.

5. When it gets dark, always carry a headlamp in your pocket. I learned that from a friend whose hotel in Damascus lost power. He lacked a light but was able to feel his way up the stairs in the dark, find his room and walk in. A couple of final gropes, and he discovered it wasn’t his room after all. Unfortunately, it was occupied.

6. If you’re a woman held up in an isolated area, stick out your stomach, pat it and signal that you’re pregnant. You might also invest in a cheap wedding band, for imaginary husbands deflect unwanted suitors.

7. Be wary of accepting drinks from anyone. Robbers sometimes use a date rape drug to knock out their victims — in bars, in trains, in homes. If presented with pre-poured drinks, switch them with your host, cheerfully explaining: “This is an American good luck ritual!”

8. Buy a secondhand local cell phone for $20, outfit it with a local SIM card and keep it in your pocket.

9. When you arrive in a new city, don’t take an airport taxi unless you know it is safe. If you do take a cab, choose a scrawny driver and lock ALL the doors — thieves may pull open the doors at a red light and run off with a bag.

10. Don’t wear a nice watch, for that suggests a fat wallet and also makes a target. I learned that lesson on my first trip to the Philippines: a robber with a machete had just encountered a Japanese businessman with a Rolex — who now, alas, has only one hand.

11. Look out for fake cops or crooked ones. If a policeman tries to arrest you, demand to see some ID and use your cell phone to contact a friend.

12. If you are held up by bandits with large guns, shake hands respectfully with each of your persecutors. It’s very important to be polite to people who might kill you. Surprisingly often, child soldiers and other bandits will reciprocate your fake friendliness and settle for some cash rather than everything you possess. I’ve even had thugs warmly exchange addresses with me, after robbing me.

13. Remember that the scariest people aren’t warlords, but drivers. In buses I sometimes use my pack as an airbag; after one crash I was the only passenger not hospitalized.

14. If terrorists finger you, break out singing “O Canada”!

15. Finally, don’t be so cautious that you miss the magic of escaping your comfort zone and mingling with local people and staying in their homes. The risks are minimal compared with the wonders of spending time in a small village. So take a gap year, or volunteer in a village or a slum. And even if everything goes wrong and you are robbed and catch malaria, shrug it off — those are precisely the kinds of authentic interactions with local cultures that, in retrospect, enrich a journey and life itself.

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I agree with most of these, so be awake and aware...

HB

[drloca]

Some interesting ideas, thanks for sharing.

Some of it is common sense...biggest problem is that common sense isnt all that common

[Lambada]

Originally Posted by Hillbilly

14. If terrorists finger you, break out singing “O Canada”!HB

No! Far too infidelcentric. God Save The Queen or Das Deutschlandlied won't cut it either. Much better to opt for the
YouTube - Uzbekistan National Anthem

If you've forgotten the chorus, let me assist:

Oltin bu vodiylar - jon O‘zbekiston,
Ajdodlar mardona ruhi senga yor!
Ulug‘ xalq qudrati jo‘sh urgan zamon,
Olamni mahliyo aylagan diyor!

[Banker Bill]

Originally Posted by Hillbilly

Yesterday or Saturday, Nicholas D. Kristof, the New York Times columnist, talked about his travels, and he has kindly put together 15 good ideas for travelers to new lands.

Since the information is in his Facebook and blog, I think it is okay if I put it here, too.

In response, here are 15 tips for traveling to even the roughest of countries — and back:

Good post. Definitely worth reading if one is traveling to a developed country. I strongly agree with #1, a decoy wallet.

#3, a backpack lock, is just "ok". Thieves generally have access to cutting tools which would allow them to easily cut through cloth backpacks and suitcases.

#13 is true, protect yourself on the bus. It could be added that sitting in the back of the bus could reduce injury in the event of a head-on collision.

#14 is hilarious!! I need to start practicing.

-BB

[LindseyKaufman]

Those are all great suggestions. Having traveled the world as a woman alone, I will also add that your best defense is knowing how to carry the right demeanor for the country and culture you are visiting.

As we well know here in the DR., the best prevention to falling victim is acting right....

Lindsey

[Drro]

I would add

1) Cable lock for your computer or laptop if you're not carrying it with you.
2) If staying in a hotel, put the Do Not Disturb sign on the door even when you are in the room, but especially when you are not.
3) Take full advantage of room safes and if there is one without a key, ask the front desk for as key.
4) Women: Don't carry a purse, put whatever you need in your pocket.
5) Wear clothes with deep (front) pockets and put small money in one pocket and larger in the other, never carrying more than is needed for the day.
6) Leave your credit cards on the safe unless you need one for the day.
7) Leave your jewelry home!

And walk and breathe and be competent and confident and enjoy wherever you are!

Regards
Ro