Dogspa... the healthcentre for and by dogs

[belgiank]

Everybody likes to be pampered, so does your pooch...

Therefore I decided to start up the first health spa for your dog... Come on, give that lifelong friend of yours a day to remember and sign him up as a member of the Jarabacoa Mountain Dog Club...

What we offer:

A luxurious swimming pool in a natural setting



Of course we cater to all the needs of your dog, and if he is thirsty for a nice drink of pure mountain water or some Smirnoff Vodka, our faithfull and experienced waiters will rush at his every bidding...





Of course physical exercise is important, and therefore we offer individual hydrotherapy-sessions, under the guidance of our experienced and licenced physical therapistdog, Kazan...



If your pooch prefers group-activities like synchronised swimming, our animation-girl will be glad to help...



Your dog is not the sportive type... no problem... we offer something for every canine...

How about some time in the Jacuzzi...



or a beauty-treatment...



or just mingling with the VID of Jarabacoa...



Your dog loves exercise... he can enjoy himself on one of our excellent sportsfields...



As we pride ourselves on our polite, and entertaining guests, we do remove impolite or agressive canines from the premises...
Herion, our faithfull bouncer will escort the offender of the premises in a firm but polite manner...



For applications, membershipfees or more info, please pm me...

The Jarabacoa Mountain Dog Club

[whirleybird]

Certainly looks like fun, especially for the dogs........only two of ours will jump in the pool but all but one (who hates water) will enjoy exploits in the river where they can run down a slope and swim after sticks and toys. It's a hard life being a 'pampered pooch'!!!

[bob saunders]

Not many things look happier than a dog in water.

[dv8]

all books state rottweilers like water. ok, so our little beast dived every day in my parents in law jacuzzi and i had high hopes for taking her to the ocean. nah. i swear that this clumsy and lazy giant transforms immediately upon the sight of the waves and refuses flat out to enter the water. thrown in jumps out within split seconds dragging her owner into the sand. walked on the ocean sides she avoids each and every wave with the grace of russian ballet dancer.
darn!

[belgiank]

Of course, If you do not pay your membershipfees on time, our faithfull accountancy assistant takes care of your creditcard...



aren't you happy this is not your card... and you did not see the owner of the card either... lol

[Robert]

I'm assuming the Doggy Health Spa is 100% free?

[belgiank]

As far as I know... the Jimenoa river is completely free, except for the Presidente to be consumed after the swimming, in order to get somewhat dry dogs into our car...

The whole thing is just a joke... which I hoped people, who love dogs, would enjoy...

BTW... have you ever tried negotiating with the dog union (waiters, physical therapists, beauty technicians, pffff)... it hurts when you don't agree... lol

I was also planning on posting about the Sosua Beach dog spa... but somehow some of the pics are not suitable for children... lol

We have to chat soon about a real ad... let me know when...

[mountainannie]

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/01/we...ershaw.html?em

hope that you will have good placement rates !!!

for camps..

mine will have to get out of the city next summer

[belgiank]

Originally Posted by mountainannie

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/01/we...ershaw.html?em

hope that you will have good placement rates !!!

for camps..

mine will have to get out of the city next summer

we know of a study where a dog sniffed out cancer... from a person dead for 3 years, but they got his body odor in a tube somehow... (don't ask me the details...)

they showed the dog multiple tubes, tried to fool him several times, and everytime he went for the cancer tube...

unfortunately enough, regardless of tests in the UK and the US they pulled the plug on this one... as scientists refused to believe it...

[mountainannie]

they had a similar experiment in WW2 when they found that pigeons could launch torpedos with dead on accuracy....

but well,,,, you can see the problem with that one

no where to pin the medals.