Gender Geography
Gender Geography
The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around
the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan. She
lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is
now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet
and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps
people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania . Everyone knows where it is, but no one
wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man:
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq.............
ruled by a dick.
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