Greetings from Pattaya

x_man · #1 07-20-2002, 11:19 AM

Hola, Some people I talk to here say:"Wellcome to Pardise"

That may very well be, but there are a few things to consider:

First I doubt that there are 14 virgins of legal age in this town
so all the Arabs that roam around here will be disappointed.

Second all those creepy sex tourists and their objects of desire
get slowly srewed out of their playgrounds by politicians and developers in the name of the 'common' good.

The reason I say this is: what you see here now more and more
are hoardes of chinese peasants getting bussed around from shopping centers to restaurants.

Do you guys think that's fair? I mean who put places like
Pattaya and Boca Chicka on the map? At least I want to see
a decent memorial for all those pioneers on the town squares
of each city.

Ps One of my missions here is to look for some forgotten relatives
of cccc's and to find out what people say about the asian
chickas.For that I'll visit a gogo bar next week and let you all
know if there is some truths to this rumor.

Regards X

AZB · #2 07-20-2002, 12:08 PM

X man, keep up the good work in Pataya. Keep us updated on your where-abouts and on your daily adventures. How is the food there? tell me if you will try the thai basket trick anytime soon. I want first hand experience.
Have fun there.

Billy Bob Redma · #3 07-20-2002, 11:53 PM

Some Pad-Thai,some Mangos some "sticky rice with sweet coconut milk", and several "Puhying Thai",of the teenage variety!I liked Thai girls so much I married one!My mistake was letting her talk me into moving to the States! Thats why I live here now! (DR)Plus Dominican women are "Easier" than the Thais!Billy Bob

Theresa · #4 07-21-2002, 09:41 PM

"Criss", you are using those "quotes" like they're going out of "style" and your going to blow the whole Billy Bob Redma thing. You are talking about Thai women like you have experience..hummmm

Billy Bob Redma · #5 07-21-2002, 11:06 PM

There I used those """"" things again for you.Maybe I am x-man,he uses those things too,and he is in Thailand.I guess I could do worse than copy Chriss Colon,s style.If that is what he has.Ask Robert to check me out,I am for sure not Colon.

x_man · #6 07-22-2002, 10:19 AM

Compared to the DR a few things are different here.
There is for instance the language which nobody can figure out
The letters look like ornaments on a temple wall so one can't
even use a dictionary to find out what's written on all those signs.
But essential points can be communicated.

Here they say: No ploplem up to you.
Just reply: Hay no problema bamono.
And everything is set.

One thing is better thou than in the DR: The pool tables.
Here you can count on the white ball comming out again after
a scrach,in Sosua the chances are only fiftyfifty or never.

Hasta tarde X.

Pavan · #7 08-04-2002, 07:53 PM

well x_man,

between mexico lindo and "thigh" land we got it all covered.

wait a minute...anyone going to africa el salvaje?? we need someone on that continent as well.

x_man · #8 08-05-2002, 10:39 AM

Just had a foot massage 1 hour for $5 .Man that feels good.

Criss Colon · #9 08-05-2002, 12:55 PM

In the 70's I could get "Everything" massaged,licked,sucked,and tucked in,for less than $5! How many "BHAT" for a dollar these days? Was about 17 when I was one of the "Kings" of Pattaya!CRISCO

x_man · #10 08-06-2002, 12:24 AM

Chriss:
$1 = 42 BHAT Here I'm always surprised how much money is
left in my wallet, in DR it's the opposite. I say here you spend
about $70 a day, in DR about $130 with all services one may fancy included except hotel.

May good things happen to you too. X