Bring A Friend Home For Supper
"Honey," said this husband to
his wife, "I invited a friend
home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The
house is a mess, I didn't
go shopping, all the dishes
are dirty, and I don't feel
like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a
friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
HB
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