Just Back from The D.R.

Stone Jones · #1 01-14-2003, 12:02 AM

I've been visiting The D.R. one or two times a year for the past four years and have always had a wonderful time. On this trip I was able to convince a friend to meet me there for a week. We rented a car and drove from Puerto Plata along the coast to Rio San Juan, Samana and back around to Santo Domingo, Santiago and back to Puerto Plata.

We had Pork Chops everywhere. Grilled, Breaded, Fried and even "stuffed". The D.R. has WONDERFUL pork.

The Best Hotel was in Rio San Juan. Perhaps I should buy it. It's right on the ocean. The little town itself is off the "beaten track" so us Gringos got some Special Attention from the Local Ladies. Next time I'll stay longer. And if I still feel good I'll buy it.

Samana was terrible. If you're from France you may like it.

Although Santo Domingo is very "commercialized" and more expensive than anywhere else in the country, it's still worth a day or two for Women Watching. I had told my friend that The Most Beautiful Women in The World were in The D.R. He has travelled the world and so thought I was exaggerating. We sat at a small cafe in The Old City and counted The 10's that walked by. Before the end of the hour he agreed. Most made eye contact. Many turned to see if we were still looking.

But Santiago was our favourite. There....Gringos were REALLY a novelty.

Forget Boca Chica. It's A Hustle. Unfortunately, Sosua is not much better. I worry for Puerto Plata. Although Dominican Billy will set you straight.

Bruce from TSM came in and said the Next Frontier for Women is Columbia. God help us all.

My Dominican Lady got out of The Clubs and works in a restaurant. I'm sending her to school for English. If she does well I'll send her to another school for computers. If she succeeds....then I'll know for sure she is Special.

In every other way she is far more Special than any Canadian woman I know.

SJ

Petaka · #2 01-14-2003, 09:55 AM

Good for you. Let's see if the DR1 gang gets up this morning in a good mood.

Theresa · #3 01-14-2003, 10:43 AM

Do I always have to be the firestarter?

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My Dominican Lady got out of The Clubs and works in a restaurant. I'm sending her to school for English. If she does well I'll send her to another school for computers. If she succeeds....then I'll know for sure she is Special.

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In every other way she is far more Special than any Canadian woman I know.

OK Canadian women.. aren't you all just so jealous?

Aren't you all just wishing you had someone to make you a princess too?

AnnaC · #4 01-14-2003, 11:38 AM

I'm soooooooo Jealous!

jbhermes · #5 01-14-2003, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by Stone Jones
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My Dominican Lady got out of The Clubs and works in a restaurant. I'm sending her to school for English. If she does well I'll send her to another school for computers. If she succeeds....then I'll know for sure she is Special.

In every other way she is far more Special than any Canadian woman I know.

SJ [/B]

I sure hope she passes your tests, so she truly knows how really special she is. Oh puhleeeeze.....

OwnRules · #6 01-14-2003, 11:59 AM

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The Best Hotel was in Rio San Juan. Perhaps I should buy it. It's right on the ocean. The little town itself is off the "beaten track" so us Gringos got some Special Attention from the Local Ladies. Next time I'll stay longer. And if I still feel good I'll buy it.

Why stop there? Just buy the whole town while you're at it.

Amazing the number of "rich" people that keep popping up in these threads. And even more amazing that the smarts that supposedly made them rich in the first place are not enough to get them laid without having to pay a poor semi-literate Dominican harlot first. There's something to be proud of!

Then again, that seems to be the whole attraction for many here -- seeing the DR as one humongous whorehouse.

To each their own I guess.

Chirimoya · #7 01-14-2003, 01:05 PM

Own rules, I too thought like you and was put right by "those who know". The DR is one giant whorehouse. Haven't you seen the cabañas at every corner? These are proof that all Dominicans are engaged in extra-marital sex, sex with prostitutes, sex sex sex. And I had been told by real flesh and blood Dominicans I know that cabañas, as well as being used for such affairs, are very important for young unmarried couples - girlfriend and boyfriend type couples - who don't have a place to go to. Most people here live at home until they're married, so don't have anywhere to go to for a bit of privacy. Maybe they prefer a bed to the back seat of a car? Not like in N America and Europe where most get their own place around the age of 20 whether they are married or not. But clearly the real Dominicans were wrong and the DR1 gurus were right. Please recognise the error of your ways at once.

Pib · #8 01-14-2003, 01:57 PM

OwnRules, my fellow worshiper of the Great Master, listen to the wise words of Chirimoya and see the error of your ways. I did long ago and just post in those threads I know something about as I realized that I know nothing about DR, Dominicans or sex in general.

I shall now go on to talk about Spanish grammar.

AtlantaBob · #9 01-14-2003, 02:27 PM

Hey "Stoned",
Can you spell P-e-n-d-e-j-o, B-r-u-t-o, B-o-b-o, I-d-i-o-t-a?????
I'm sure YOU are "special" for helping this poor uneducated girl out of the gutter. The money you gave her for english classes was used to buy more "bar" clothes!
Geeeezzze, this guy can't be for real. Probably just another sock puppet.
If you can't impress a Canadian girl you go down to the DR and impress a dominican ho with all your money. Yes I'm sure you are "special".

Theresa · #10 01-14-2003, 03:50 PM

Bob, I didn't know that by starting that I'd make you so grumpy.

Are you jealous? Maybe you need a little vacation in the DR yourself with a little chica action w/ some girls younger then your own daughters. Be happy, while he's down there getting some we are "getting our" first snow of the year Friday ;(