A Poem Just For Us Girls...

Musicqueen · #1 01-20-2003, 02:37 PM

Girl Poem
A poem for us....

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!

Now, you must forward this to at least 4 FEMALES or you will have a HORRIBLE streak of bad love life.

Not that I believe the above, I just think you should forward this to at least 6 women so they can laugh too!!!!!!

Criss Colon · #2 01-20-2003, 03:02 PM

All we want is a "BJ" about once a week,and some "ASS" once in a while,and you get all bent out of shape! As long as women look at relationships as some kind of competition between men and women,they will always come out as the loosers!!! CRIS

Musicqueen · #3 01-20-2003, 03:09 PM

Oh, Criss ...come on!

It's Monday and some people have the day off...except me!!! This is the 5th week in a row I work 7 days...

Give me a break!!!

There's nobody else on this board that LOVES men as much as I do!

But even you have to agree that certain parts of that poem are absolutely true!!!

Maybe I do need a boyfriend...like my doctor suggested...I think I'm starting a "MUSICQUEEN DR TRIP RELIEF FUND" soon...

Anybody willing to donate to my speedy recovery?

JOHNNY HONDA · #4 01-20-2003, 03:26 PM

Mi Reina de Musica
If you come to Sosua I will be more than happy to give you the relief you so desperately need,
Johnny

Musicqueen · #5 01-20-2003, 04:34 PM

JH...my problem is getting there...once I reach DR soil...I'm a happy woman!!! Believe me...sankies or no sankies...no trouble getting relief!!!

Criss Colon · #6 01-20-2003, 05:03 PM

It is just that the poem's antagonistic undertones are all about the "Head Banging" that goes on between men and women! (Now there is a straight line to die for!)CRIS

Hlywud · #7 01-20-2003, 05:16 PM

MQ everyone wants you," if I cud I wud". I hope you got the ad I sent you via your hotmail.
Sure wud look good.
Will think of you while in PC.

Musicqueen · #8 01-20-2003, 05:36 PM

Oh, Wud I think you deserve whatever you want for being so nice to me!!!

But, have you noticed how none of the girls have responded to this thread, even though it specifically says...poem for us GIRLS...

Hmmmm, wonder why?

I want to see Negro Lindo's reply to this also...

OwnRules · #9 01-20-2003, 06:02 PM

I am not Negro or Lindo

But I hope you don't mind

If I take a bit of time

To say that I agree

Ladies indeed, should sit to pee

And leave getting the hard-ons

To the rest of us morons.

Musicqueen · #10 01-20-2003, 06:10 PM

ownrules...Nobody knew you were such a poet!

Well done!!!