casual sex? - Page 10

AZB · #91 02-19-2003, 04:11 PM

Thanks god criss only likes hookers. Don't worry amber, you will be safe with me. I will protect you from from this 800 lbs albino gorilla. Don't go for his sweet talk, he is a pro at it. God knows how many innocent barrio hookers he has spoiled and corrupted. I am sure he is also responsible for turning about 25% of SD women in to hardcore lesbians.

Amber · #92 02-19-2003, 11:44 PM

I should shoot your theory to hell and send you a pic in bikini... hehehehe.. But nahhh.. Let you someday meet me in a dr1 reunion..

I am not going to Santiago, and really don't need any help to pick up guys, but thanks for the offer gentlemen. My problem is, that I attract the attention, but haven't decided what to do about it as of recent times.
Amber

Nathan · #93 02-20-2003, 10:30 AM

Someone said Amber was nice looking.....Just wondering what she looks like! She must look like a true revelation of the Dominican Republic!

Plus she's got her radiant personality as the bonus plan!

AZB · #94 02-20-2003, 12:11 PM

"But nahhh.. Let you someday meet me in a dr1 reunion.. I am not going to Santiago, and really don't need any help to pick up guys, but thanks for the offer gentlemen. My problem is, that I attract the attention, but haven't decided what to do about it as of recent times." Amber

Thats what you get when you approach a mature woman. Nothing but problems and if she knows she is good looking, then she makes it totally impossible. Now you ladies know why we go after 18-20 yrs old girls. they have tight bodies and they offer no resistance. I mean, when we were young (teenagers) we liked the young girls, now that we are older, what has changed?
So I tried to meet a mature woman and you all of you saw what I got in return? I am goning to follow criss' advice, in fact, when i grow up, i want to be just like him.

linamia · #95 02-20-2003, 12:54 PM

Bueno Azb, recuerda que las cosas muy facil pierden el "sabor" muy pronto.

Lina
heehee... with age comes experience

earosemena · #96 02-20-2003, 01:25 PM

Experience and finesse. "Las gallinas maduras hacen el mejor caldo," my grandmother used to say.

Nathan · #97 02-20-2003, 01:39 PM

Earosemena, Que buen dicho!

Ahora, AZB..How could you expect good loving to come so easy?

Any easier, you'd be talking to a hooker or something. Las mujeres maduras saben lo que quieren y an oido todas clases de burrundangas mano!

El diablo no sable por diablo..sino, por viejo papa!

Asi que, what happened to "the thrill of the chase?"

And when you get it...so much worthwhile and sweeeeet!

Besides, las mujeres maduras shure know how to please a man!

What, you want a naive youngsta, with no brain on her shoulders to believe all kinds of stuff you tell her? No fun! Like taking candy from a baby!

I love my women to put up a fight and give me a hard time! I guess I am a hopeless romantic from like them Black n white movies of old...Limited edition and they don't make me like they used to!

I prefer a woman that in the words of Eddie Murphy (Coming to America), "stimulates my intellect as well as my loins!"

Please don't get mad at what I said papo, okay?! Gotta admitt it's a good rebuttal! Makes it interesting..no?

Nathan · #98 02-20-2003, 01:42 PM

Criss Colon you said: "I, on the other hand, like to grab a hold of their bellies and pretend that I am kneeding dough!"

Brother, that's funny as heck! You got a good sense of humor man!

Dominican Babe · #99 02-20-2003, 01:51 PM

That's not Criss being funny, that's Criss being serious

Nathan · #**100** 02-20-2003, 01:59 PM

LOL! Caso serio then!