I am so bored...

[AZB]

Since I am bored to death in my office, I will try to tell you folks a few things going on around me.
Here is whats going on in santiago and in my life.
Seems like Amelia Vega was in santiago (centro Espanol). She signed autographs and took pictures with everyone. Damn, I didn't even know about it until I saw digital pictures of her with an ex-girlfriend of mine. Thanks god Missing_dr wasn't here or we would have been in grave trouble after he would have pinched her ass.

No riots (huelgas) on tuesday (like I was informed). In fact life was so normal that I even forgot all about it and went on with my daily business. Escott was here and I bored him to death. He left late last night. I hope he didn't kill more than 3 stray dogs on his way to POP through the loma.

gasoline prices went down a little. thank god. But I have a feeling its only a calm before the big storm.

Discos are filling up in santiago and people are begining to go out and spend money.

The business was so bad recently to a point where I became so upset that I actually raised my fees and guess what, business improved. I mean, people are paying better now than when I charged less. I guess they think I must be good if I charge so much.

Bad economy has made santiago tigres go broke (100%). Now we have all the girls to choose from. If you are fat, ugly or even stupid, you can still have the best looking chopa on the block. Just bring the money.

Maestro Anthonio (fat bellied chopo retired guy across my house) has bought a new chopo pickup truck. I will give him a neon light license plate bracket for his truck. I bet he would think I am a real classy guy to think of that little detail.

I met a new girl on the internet and when I went to meet her, turns out she is the best friend of my current girlfriend. we all use fake names on the net so no one knew who the other person was. We had an argument because we both tried to blame it on each other. The date was a disaster and I sent her home in a taxi. Now I haven't received a call from my girlfriend in a week. What a small world.

Gold gym prices have gone up again, 900 pesos / month. I would hate to guess how much the inscriptions costs now.

I tried a new pill which had viagra properties but its 100% natural. Called SIGRA. comes in pack of 2 pills. Its works like magic and 100% natural. It was a sample from usa so I don't know where they sell it in DR and how much it costs.

I bought new TV / video capture card for my PC in atlanta, too bad I forgot the damn thing there, right on the table.

Then I also bought a car stereo with MP3 player built-in. Folks, this is the future of car music, more than 200 songs in mp3 format in 1 CD and the quality is still the same. No more carrying a case of 100 CDs.\

Ok, thats all for now. have a nice day.

[Criss Colon]

On the other hand,things in Santo Domingo couldn't be better! I have had 5 calls today,all with very tempting offers!!! The closer to 5 pm,the more calls! I have just about decided on a "2fer"with an old friend,and a "newbie"! Sounds like the best,"Plato Del Dia"!!!!

"What a Country"!!

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[AZB]

On the positive note, I also got 2 calls right now. So plan A and plan B (backup) are all set to go.
If I play it right, I may have time for both.
Now all I have to do is wait for 6pm to strike on the clock.

[islandbreeze]

I tried a new pill which had viagra properties but its 100% natural. Called SIGRA. comes in pack of 2 pills. Its works like magic and 100% natural. It was a sample from usa so I don't know where they sell it in DR and how much it costs.

IB

[Danny W]

Do they make a Rx for women ?????

Yes, It's called fantasizing.

[Golo100]

My father, who is 83, just ordered a new pill called "VIGA". This is the hottest thing going on in Santo Domingo. I have not tried this and I have my doubts, but my dad is going nuts about buying it. He took Viagra and almost killed him, so this so-called "natural" one is the thing. Could this be the same one you are talking about?

As for women, the same thing is happening here. Money talks!! I find it strange you are so impressed with meeting Amelia Vega. Santiago has so many beautiful women and you should not be frozen by her. I tell you what, I think Amelia*s top lip is terribly ugly. She injected something in the upper lip and it looks as if someone punched her in the mouth. Take a close look at it. She may have gained some weight, because her arm pit look thicker.

Besides, the more she appears in public, the worst she looks. She cannot handle an on the spot conversation. It appears every interview she has been is pre-recorded and rehearsed. She is not that spontaneous. She frozed at the airport and at interviews with the press at the AIDS hospital.

TW

[islandbreeze]

NOT AZB...

IB

[DCfred]

"He took Viagra and almost killed him, so this so-called "natural" one is the thing. Could this be the same one you are talking about?"

Gosh, Golo. I don't think nature intended for men in their 80s to fornicate like when they were 20. Viagara may make the peepee think is 20 yrs old, but the poor heart can't keep up!

[AZB]

Golo, you are right, Amelia does seem fatter now. I had seen her up close pictures from the centro espanol, Her face seems fuller and her butt is bigger. I say, give that girl a few more years and she will become a blimp. I just wanted to take a picture with her so I can impress the silly santiagueras who think she is the ultimate goddess of all santiagueras. But I am no big fan of hers.

I think Viagra will have stiff competition coming soon. Viafran (which is the same as viagra) costs half as much. I prefer viafran over the viagra, it works for longer period of time. Now this natural pill (sigra) is really the real Mecoy. It works for the longest time and doesn't seem to have any side effects. there are 2 more brands approved by the FDA and will be in the market soon.

[Tony C]

AZB,
First VooDoo medicine (Chiropractic)! Now Herbal Viagra! You should hook up with Ron Jeremy and start pedeling in the DR that Herbal supplement that is guaranteed to enlarge your Penis. Whats next? Reflexology to cure impotence?

P.T. Barnum was right!
When is Penn & Teller's BullSh*t returning to Showtime?