what happens on the road, stays on the road

kunky · #1 10-26-2003, 01:00 PM

hey, im 37 and 2 years ago, i went to the dr for the first holiday ever, and trying to figure out if i wanted to still be married. i met the hottest 25 year old ever, and of course, it was amazing. but reality sank in when i was back on the plane. now 2 years later, and still married, i still go back to the dr once a year with my girlfriends, and still see my hottie!!! cant ask for more. i dont consider it cheating, as its possible to love more than one person. of course my husband has no clue, and he would never find out, but i wasnt prepared to lose my home, and id rather settle for what i have, as i can go away each year, my husband has no problem with this, and its my one week of freedom and i do whatever i want to for me. so, if you dont get caught, why not?

Larry · #2 10-26-2003, 01:34 PM

I suggest you make your sankie wear a condom so you dont bring any diseases back to your husband.
Larry

Escott · #3 10-26-2003, 09:23 PM

Think that would blow the cover? LOL

ricktoronto · #4 10-27-2003, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kunky
hey, im 37 and 2 years ago, i went to the dr for the first holiday ever, and trying to figure out if i wanted to still be married. i met the hottest 25 year old ever, ...blah...blah....blah.... so, if you dont get caught, why not?

Reminds me of the joke about the 99 year old woman who goes to the police station and describes being molested and ravaged by a total stranger. When the cop asks when it happened she said 75 years ago. So he asks why she's just reporting it now and she says she just likes to talk about it.

So you cheated on your husband with a bisexual (probably) sankie who you paid money to have sex. This is not a first. What's your point?

P.S. He seems to have made off with your ability to punctuate sentences, so ask for that back next year when you are in the sack with him.

Ken · #5 10-27-2003, 04:58 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ricktoronto
P.S. He seems to have made off with your ability to punctuate sentences, so ask for that back next year when you are in the sack with him. [/QUOTE

He also took capitalization, Rick. Think it would be too much to ask for both back on the next visit, or will that require two trips?

AnnaC · #6 10-27-2003, 05:10 PM

Gee guys. The REAL men on this board are saying that I close too many threads and they aren't having any fun as if bashing and attacking are fun. So whaddo I do whaddo I do???? hahahahahaha as if I care that they aren't having fun. The only person that can tell me what to do is Robert.

I think kunky got lost when the cheating thread was closed. Right kunky?

Dominican Babe · #7 10-27-2003, 05:34 PM

Get real Kunky. If it's not cheating, how would it lead to the loss of your home??

You know full well that it IS cheating, you're just looking for people to tell you that it's OK. Well, it isn't OK. Look at it from the other side of the coin - what would be your reaction if your husband was having sex with a prostitute? Oh, honey, it's OK, it's not really cheating. I don't think so.

Forbeca · #8 10-27-2003, 05:39 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Anna Coniglio
[B]:I think kunky got lost when the cheating thread was closed.

I'd wager it happened long before that.

mkohn · #9 10-27-2003, 05:40 PM

We all know it's cheating.
I just wonder why we hastle the women for their sexual behavior. Most of us don't treat the guys the same way.
Curious?
mk

ClippedWing · #10 10-27-2003, 05:54 PM

The double standards on this board is amusing.

So the guys can talk all day long about being adulterers and are hailed Gods and Kings. But when a female does it she's ridiculed.

But whatever, I'm actully getting used to the hyprocrisy on this board.

Anyhoo-- So Kunky, what is the purpose of your post? To validate adultery and infidelity? Okay, gee thanks for sharing that with us but this has been discussed a gazillion times... Check any locked thread for reference.

All I can say is that I hope you don't contract HIV, genital herpes, genital warts, syphillis, or any other diseases that would make your vagina an unpleasant place.

I hope you don't get pregnant.

I hope you don't murder you husband by passing on to him some incurable disease.

I hope that if you do have children they never find out that their mommy betrayed the vow of fidelity that she took with daddy with God as her witness.

Divorce your husband, become a single woman and then come back and tell us all your juicy stories in great detail. I can't enjoy them coming from a married woman.

Smooches...Clip.