Hairy chest and salami or no hairy chest and no salami ... whatever makes you happy, go for it!!! BUT, you don't have to publicize it and tell everyone it's the best thing since slice bread (or sliced off salami, LOL!!!).
The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation .... whatever you want to do in your bedroom - 69, playing flutes, doggie, .... etc., I'm not interested!!!!
