advice on how to find out if your woman is cheating on you

[Thandie]

Originally Posted by pyratt

Where do you come up with this stuff...I got a good laugh out of that

I was thinking the same thing. Some of these guys can write for novellas lol

[AZB]

some of you guys have to wake up and see the real life around you.
Like I said before, some people are just too innocent for this world, even less prepared to live in DR.
AZB

[AZB]

Originally Posted by Thandie

Oh well if that is the 'class' and type of women he dates and goes after...that explains alot.

thandie, the girls he takes to motels who are girlfriends of other foreigners, would explain to you more about the type and quality the foreigners date, not who badpiece dates. he has mentioned earlier he can fluctuate between barrio sluts to educated girls who have real jobs. so in my previous post where I let loose some of badpiece's hunting techniques explain the foreigners usually don't date the real classy dominican girls. they usually date easy girls who would bed badpiece in a NY minute, exactly after shedding crocodile tears in front of their own tearful foreign guys who are about to board a plane. This shows the expats and foreign guys date girls who are not exactly cream of the crop in DR society. The OP has not responded after the first post. I guess he has answered his own questions by thinking deeply into badpiece's questions.
Thandie, do you have any more confusions? Please state them, we are here to help people like yourself.
have a nice weekend.
AZB

[badpiece33]

Well I'm packed and rdy to head out to the airport, and back to the front lines of the dreaded Dominican Republic. AZB hope to see you later this afternoon if you are still at the beach. I arrive at 3pm so hide your women guys the big bad wolf is coming too town!!!

[DRob]

Originally Posted by AZB

thandie, the girls he takes to motels who are girlfriends of other foreigners, would explain to you more about the type and quality the foreigners date, not who badpiece dates. he has mentioned earlier he can fluctuate between barrio sluts to educated girls who have real jobs. so in my previous post where I let loose some of badpiece's hunting techniques explain the foreigners usually don't date the real classy dominican girls. they usually date easy girls who would bed badpiece in a NY minute, exactly after shedding crocodile tears in front of their own tearful foreign guys who are about to board a plane. This shows the expats and foreign guys date girls who are not exactly cream of the crop in DR society. The OP has not responded after the first post. I guess he has answered his own questions by thinking deeply into badpiece's questions.
Thandie, do you have any more confusions? Please state them, we are here to help people like yourself.
have a nice weekend.
AZB

An oldie but goodie:

A Week in the Life of AZB

Monday

I go to best colmado in town. Order beer made by my good personal friend Mr. Presidente. Curse to myselfs at barrio rat motos who are in line ahead and behind of me. Today I’m in classy medical office, which is in classy business part of town. Too bad its right next to puta bar, with many putas in it. I have been many times, only to complain to owners. And have cuba libre. And meet new friends. Who are in no way putas, of course. They are all students at college. I eat at TGI Fridays, a super classy spot. Jack Daniels ribs are sin meat, but very tasty.

Tuesday

I spend time on computers. I am as widely regarded computers expert, even though peoples tell me my spell/grammar chek is broken. I tell them I don’t now whut thay are talking about, stupid gringos.

Today is day for exercise as PUCMM Universidad. Many light skinned, middle and upper class chicas there (which is better). I comb hair and put on nice smelling colognes. I tie running shoes tight and wear crushed velour sweats (a Pakistani favorite). I run, but chicas run faster. Light skinned chicas stay in such good shape. Not like ugly darker skinned putas (see below).

Wednesday (aka “below”)

It is Cabana Day! I find dark-skinned puta (defined as any woman darker than me who talk to me on street). Tell her to call and we arrange. I would never be with woman same color as me, AZB, in streets. What would classy upper crust think of me? I take her straight to Cabana and use her like nasty darker skinned puta should expect. When done, I call my classy, respectable friends and we meet up at street corner, kick her out of car, take turns spittting on her and call police on her prostitutions. We then go to classy, respectable spots to meet middle class chicas. I won’t tell you where, we don’t like seeing trashy gringo scums at our spots.

Thursday

More combing hair and colognes. I also press shirts and dress niceley. I get into propane powered corolla. It is powered by PROPANE. Make fun of all the moto driving, gua gua riding cueros. Hang out with my Range Rover driving friends, who see me as equal. Today is day to hear special concert at my friend’s friend’s friend’s friend’s house. He is practically like familley and I call for many favors.

Friday

Today Robert on DR1 had me labeled a patron saints. He said even if I am mean, rude crude, obnoxious, arrogant, overbearing, underinformed, myopic, abusive, aggressive, disingenuous, elitist, racist, colorist, classist, classless, misogynistic, semi-sadistic, hypocritical and (worst of all) not a very good writer I am still his friend, which makes everything I say ok.

Weekends

I go to Sosua and spend night pointing out and laughing at all the ugly middle-age gringos with receding hair who go to Sosua to pick up ugly dark skinned poor putas. They are nothing like me, AZB. I find new friend at disco, who is light skinned medical student that night. But when we awaken in the morning, she’s disappeared and ugly dark skinned puta has magically taken her place. Glad my classy friends are within spitting distance, the same thing happened to them too.

I spend breakfast on beach, reflecting on how good AZB’s week went….

[Thandie]

Too funny DRob! hahahaha

But you forgot to add in, his fear of ghosts in his house

[AZB]

Drob you have wasted your time writing anyting which may be directed towards me. I didn't read your worthless post.
Put your money where you mouth is. Come and hang side by side with me at any decent establishment and see for yourself, your own real value in public. You think you can fool me by hiding behind the screen? I have seen many joe's like you. You guys come here dime a dozen, hang with putas and seek girlfriend experience with 500 pesos hookers. Pathetic. All you can do is talk and talk but in the end you end up playing golf with other grandpa's in town.
care to join me on 4th og july in rocky's? lets see how much better off you are than me. I will be there, lets see if you would show up with your serious girlfriend.
AZB
P.S drob, stop masterbating on my name, try living another day of happiness. remember, old gandpa, you are already one day closer to your miserable death. Hahaha
have a nice day.

[AZB]

Originally Posted by Thandie

Too funny DRob! hahahaha

But you forgot to add in, his fear of ghosts in his house

thandie, save your energy. badpiece will be in town today. Don't waste your time on grandpa Drob, even la pela can't raise the dead.
AZB

[Expat13]

If one was writing memmoirs for a novel, sitcom etc. some of this is very entertaining content.
Its nice sometimes on a lazy sunday to peruse the wisdom and diaries of so many...This is one of the things i like about DR1, its not all serious and somewhat entertaining.
That being said however, this page has lengthened considerably from the original OP question on "where to find a PI" which of course was answered long ago.
These are the times in threads where the mod need to consider closing as some of the longtime memebers start going at each other in "keyboard warrior " games, of which life is too short. Remember we are all friends in this common community, or should at least try to be.
Be Happy!!!

[catcherintherye]

In other words, aren't we all one day closer to our deaths?

AZB, I think even you would have to admit that DRob's post was very funny. You should give it a chance and read it objectively. I think you would have to agree DRob is a very funny guy.

And DRob, I think you would concede that there is probably more to AZB than the humorous caricature portrayed in your post.

My point is, we're all just humans trying to find some meaning and happiness in a sometimes seemingly meaningless and joyless world.

Can't we all just get along?