Sheepshanker, I'm sure the New England Journal of Medicine is eager to publish your next article.
They got such an overwhelmingly favorable response to your piece on the innate sexual appeal and attractiveness of soft pliable inanimate objects.
It seems a shame for you to be wasting your valuable time and talents writing sankie prose, but I suppose it is a way for you to meet your next lap dancer, or perhaps add another gal to your troupe.
In any event, keep up the good work. We are all anxious to read more of your informative and breathtakingly fascinating publications.
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