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Old 12-23-2006, 12:48 AM
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Talking what is this you say ?

" YOU ARE A INSANE!!." to quote an authority in matters of the head...what does this mean miguel .....I have been called many things but A INSANE
( forgive me for yelling ) jajajajajajajaja
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:51 AM
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Thumbs up I do thank you

Honestly, all this has been enlightening and helpful, and I can tell that everyone is in the festive mood of the season of giving......I am not trying to be a smart a$$ at all.....
Happy Holidays to all
jajajajajajajajajaja
or is that fa la la la la la la, la la ?
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Old 12-23-2006, 01:41 AM
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Sometimes no matter how crazy something seems we just have to see for ourselves!
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:57 AM
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OP: Dear, if perchance you're a wee bit feeling thin-skinned tonight, please dance away from this post. My intent is not to hurt you; you've been through enough already.

Now...

Me suspects that perhaps you, like me, possess what I like to call. BAT. WINGS.


(They hang down from your arms when you hold your arms out horizontally and make you want to always wear long sleeves. It is a menopause thing.)

And maybe, like me, you have a few new wrinkles, and surprised to find more cellulite on your bottom. AZB, I think, calls it a symptom of being past your expiration date.

Anyway, at this point in life, we are ripe for the picking. Sankies specializing in making a woman who is fading feel that she may be, in fact, blooming.

The only thing blooming here is a big fat fart air balloon in your head. Sorry, he put it there, not you.

Now, after all that mean-spirited cur-rap is off of my flat and sagging chest, may I just say that you may want to consider Getting Your Groove On in the RD.

Why not?

I mean, if he says that he has changed, maybe he has. Jack the Ripper changed, Ted Bundy changed, and so did the BTK killer.

Their underwear, that is.

Listen, you need to do the following, but you won't because I just hurt your feelings:

1. Stop all caffeine
2. Get tested for bipolar disorder and get meds
3. Eliminate sugar from your diet
4. Go to bed by 10:00 each night and wake at a reasonable hour.
5. Have lunch or wine with an old friend in your age group and listen to all of her criticism.
6.Take B vitamins
7. Pray, please, to the God of your understanding.
8. Try meditation.
9. WHAT? You are a meditation teacher and a yoga instructor, and a psychologist as well? I give up. Just go visit him and get it over with already.

WHERE is my booze? I need me a stiff one RIGHT NOW. (A drink, that is.)

Ciao
from Suenos
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Old 12-23-2006, 03:01 AM
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mountainfrog and miguel...such harsh words.....

my question to men in general....why do you think it is only about SEX and that is all a woman wants or is after...trust me, even if you think I am crazy, or a 5 year old, (you are entitled to your opinion, and I respect that,) but I tell you honestly.....all of you give yourselves way too much credit when it comes to SEX.....there is much more that a woman wants...maybe that is why these sankies get so much from so many woman, even if it is just a game....they do make us feel good, if even for a short time....and who doesnt want to feel better about themselves, or even loved ? sometimes empty words are better than no words at all and definatly better than harsh words. Think twice before you are so quick to judge.....but as I said, it is your opinion, and the jury is still out........
THAT IS WHAT WE ARE TELLING YOU CHICA, take that dildough out of yourear please.
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Old 12-23-2006, 09:40 AM
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SAMANASUENOS:

You are my new hero! I love that post. While you inject humour in the post you definately get the point across.

To the OP : please listen to all this advice. We are not meaning to be hurtfull. We don't want to burst your bubble. We are calling it like it is. We are here on the ground and see it day in and day out. This guy is a loser and is latching onto you for whatever reason.

I have personal knowledge of women who thought they knew what they were doing. Some have been beaten repeatedly. I know of one beaten to death. I know of several who ended up pregnant and having to sort out things on their own.

I only know of 1 woman who has made a go of it and both parties appear to be happy.

YES I said 1. Do you really think you will be number 2? You are so screwed up you are lying to the man you have been with for 17 years. Get your head examined woman!
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Old 12-23-2006, 10:44 AM
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Maybe he does not want the property. Maybe he just wants the visa. You say no visa for him? Wait until you get tired of living like a poor Dominican. You will want to go back to your country and you will not want to leave him behind. Thay is if he plays his cards right and you don't see his true colors before that time comes.
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Old 12-23-2006, 10:57 AM
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mountainfrog and miguel...such harsh words.....
Harsh words??

Haven't I said that all so far is good?
Do I not believe that all that'll come will be good?
Don't you feel good?
Whatever he tells you, isn't that good?
Isn't he a good man?

Oh, how I wish and pray that all continues to go its Caribbean way now.

And that will be good (and well deserved).

m'frog
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Old 12-23-2006, 11:00 AM
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" YOU ARE A INSANE!!." to quote an authority in matters of the head...what does this mean miguel .....I have been called many things but A INSANE
( forgive me for yelling ) jajajajajajajaja
Others were being kind .... but I would suggest the only permanent solution to your issues is a frontal lobotomy then you can at least have a reason for your nonsensical posts.
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Old 12-23-2006, 11:11 AM
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...solution to your issues is a frontal lobotomy ....
Not possible.

De nihilo nihil.

m'frog
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