Beeper chicas

[eyedominiken]

Hola folk,

I read with amazement everyone's knowledge on everything.

So maybe you can help with my situation.

I'm new to the DR. Visited the country in December, loved the place and found a job here in Santo Domingo.

The women here appear friendly and fast.

Here's the catch...I speak about 15 words of Spanish.

Hahahah...I know....I can barely strike up a conversation with the ladies.

Any suggestions for a lonely guy looking to get some tail?

How do the beeper chicas work?

Also, there are a nice bunch of woman at work. Some give me the glad eye but I ain't sure how to pursue it.

Are Dominican married women strictly loyal or can I make a move?

Every bit of advice gratefully welcome!

Thanks

John

[El Tigre]

You've got to be kidding right? HAHAHAHA

[DavidZ]

what is a "beeper chica"? Ive never even seen a beeper in the DR...and go ahead, mess around with a married woman. Please have your next of kin post the funeral arrangements. We'll send flowers.

Also, what kind of job did you get in Santo Domingo speaking 15 words of Spanish??

[AnnaC]

where are these people coming from mars?

[shadInToronto]

Originally Posted by eyedominiken

Any suggestions for a lonely guy looking to get some tail?

If you can't get it there, you're a real loser .... anyone can get a$$ in the DR.

[Rocky]

Originally Posted by eyedominiken

Here's the catch...I speak about 15 words of Spanish.

All you need is to learn 15 more Spanish words.

Mami Linda, Cuanto Cuesta Por La Noche Entera? Y Solo Para Chuparlo? Que Bien. Vamonos

[2parrotheads]

Originally Posted by DavidZ

Also, what kind of job did you get in Santo Domingo speaking 15 words of Spanish??

Buenos días, Señor.

¿Quiere usted las papas fritas con eso?

Gracias y vuelve, por favor.

[shadInToronto]

Originally Posted by 2parrotheads

Buenos días, Señor.

He'll more than likely get a good a$$ kicking from the wrong guy ... or chicks would die laughing at him .... unless he plays on the other team.

[Rocky]

Originally Posted by shadInToronto

He'll more than likely get a good a$$ kicking from the wrong guy ... or chicks would die laughing at him.

I think ya missed the joke....

[shadInToronto]

Originally Posted by Rocky

I think ya missed the joke....

Nope ... just pointing out the result.