I'm glad that some people detected that my tongue was firmly planted in my cheek when I wrote my posting. To answer a few questions, though...
Yes, I am overweight. Yes, it does hurt me when people make comments. However, when I make comments about myself, well, I am just beating everyone else to it. Please don't anyone think that I am putting down anyone with a weight problem. Lord knows, I live with one myself.
Yes, I was very flattered by the attention of the young bartender when I was down in DR. Did I do anything about it? No. Did I enjoy it? Absolutely! Do I wish that he was making a habit of calling me and asking for money every week or month, as some posters have experienced? Absolutely not! I have enough complications in my life and enough ways to make my hard-earned cash disappear as it is - I don't need another one. Besides, I wouldn't want VISA, the landlord, the gas company, Bell Canada, etc. to get jealous. :-)
Will I go back to the DR? Absolutely! I am planning on being there again in another 2 months or so. Will I flirt? Every chance I get! Will it go any further than that? Not a chance! I have over 10 years invested in a marriage - I'm not going to throw it out the window for a vacation fling.
In the meantime, I am very glad if I managed to brighten anyone's day with my little bit of wit (some would say VERY little!)

or put a smile on anyone's face.
Have a good one, folks, and Happy Valentine's Day!!